You know when you get a nice, firm apple and then it ends up NOT being crunchy? Sort of just a soggy bite of browning goo? It is the worst thing ever. It makes me sad. So if my apple can make ME sad, then I'm sure as hell going to make IT sad.
Take that, Malus domestica.
UPDATE: My second apple of the day (yeah, I'm eating healthily, nbd) was much, much better. It made me happy. Positive reinforcement ensued:
lolll
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